That must have been a rude awakening for those cats back in Egypt. Lucky enough to be a royal animal, but only so long as the royalty was alive…

Death's Tongue

I seem to get onto trends with the medium that I use from time to time. For whatever reason I’m on a mechanical pencil tear lately. Stupid scanner had some issue or other with the top of this image.

The Last Standing

I got a wild hair up my ass and wanted to draw something in pencil. Some junk about Tolkien was on the History Channel so I drew this orc. I like orcs because you can explain away laziness with anatomy on them being all mutanty and stuff. Don’t think mutanty is a word, but it carries with it the meaning that I need it to haha. OK it’s 4AM, need to go to bed before I ramble any more…

Archives are for pussies~

THE STORY

Apparently George W. had some stuff to hide. 22 MEELION stuffs to hide! I wonder what kinds of wonderful nuggets of sordidness are nesting in that gigantic hive of electronic fluff. Undoubtedly the lion’s share of information involved your garden variety trivial nonsense like “What kind of endangered animal would you hit with a surgical strike missile attack” quizzes, but there has to be something in that mess that is making Bush and his old Goon Squad sweat all over there Sarah Palin Real Dolls, and not in a good way, mind you! The mere fact that this story almost assuredly makes the average Joe assume they were hiding something makes one realize how silly that bastard’s administration was and how goofy they came off to the general public on a daily basis. I’m no Democrat, either. I’m an average Joe fence straddler, and it seemed like any time I got into a conversation with someone about Mr. W, hands would be raised to faces, heads would shake, jokes would be made at his expense. If they were Rebublicans, there always seemed to be a statement thrown in there about how he wasn’t really as stupid as people made him out to be. The word ’stupid’ isn’t a word one wants associated with their local City Council members, much less the most important man in the world, and yet, there you have it. People either thought he was stupid or that he was at least shy of being a bright person.

There was a problem with their Email archiving back in 2003, which gave them five years to iron out their problems if they so chose. I’m having a belated flash of insight here that actually had occurred to me throughout Bush’s tenure as president, but I kind of took the thought as a given,as I’m sure many other people did when a similar insight occurred to them: Bush and his administration just played along with the ‘Stupid W’ cliche because it was allowing them an almost unprecedented ability to hide their dirty laundry under that massive dusty rug that is public opinion.

22 million emails? That is an absurd amount of information to lose to a faulty archiving system, but, hey… Bush must have just accidentally hit that little ‘garbage can’ icon on his presidential lap top while he was copping a particularly brutal squat in the Oval Outhouse. Wow! That is just insane! I tend to stay away from politics, mostly because it only interests me when a congressman gets his hand caught in the old Hooker Cookie Jar or a Vice President shoots birdshot into someone’s face, you know, the tabloid stuff. But this email fiasco gave me a good hearty laugh. Senor Bush had some cajones on him. I almost find that level of arrogant absurdity endearing. I’m actually thankful in some weird way that the dude let this crap happen. It’s just so kooky.

Alrighty, soooo…  I was wondering why there weren’t any comments on the site for a while and then I realized that I somehow clicked a blanket “no comment” button somewhere on my site manager. OOPSIE! Many apologies if you were wanting to comment on any of these ridiculous cartoons or posts on the site.

WTF! OH MY GOD! What is happening here, what is up?!? The unthinkable has finally happened, 2012 is NOW! The end of the world as we know it is upon us like a bad case of dingleberries! TAYLOR SWIFT CHANGED HER HAIR!!!

TAYLOR SWIFT, OH EM GEE!