July 30th, 2010
THE HIPPIE SCOURGE
This is my book report on Hippies. Hippies were a race of people that were bad. They liked stuff like flowers and love. They had armpit hair. They did not eat animals. They ate grass. They were stupid because they did not eat animals. They made people with money feel bad. They did not use deodorant or soap because they liked to stink up people’s businesses. This is a hippie:
Hippie
Hippies made devil signs with their fingers. They ran around naked. They made babies and did not spank them. Spanking babies builds character. They did not work. This is another Hippie:
Another Hippie
Hippies are old now. They have not washed their armpits in 40 years. They love stuff for no reason. Here are old Hippies:
Old Hippies
The end.
July 30th, 2010 at 2:41 pm
I’m guessing you got a grudge against hippies. So… why do you hat- erm, “dislike” them?
July 30th, 2010 at 4:07 pm
I don’t hate hippies at all. Both of my parents were hippies. I just thought of the cartoon and then thought it would be neat to write a book report on them from a 5th grade Republican child’s point of view.
July 30th, 2010 at 9:24 pm
Oh, ok then. I’m just glad I’m not living in a Republican-Democratic divided country. I’m living in a Partisan-Ustashas (the best translation I found…) divided country. And that’s just the two main groups! We also have numerous sub-groups and we all hate each other. Isn’t this just a lovely country?
At least that’s how things are here, don’t know about the USA.
P.S. Took me a while to see the “Kill me…” text under the drawing. And I thought the tree was having fun lol…